"By the time I’m through with you. You’ll be beggin’ me for more."

(Source: jessicaisgray)

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"I’m not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I’m kind of a mess."

(Source: steve-carell)

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